Every Meal - Chapter 13: When It Rains It Pours

Translator: Deyonna

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What happened?

Frankly speaking, Kong Qiao behind the door didn't really want to answer this question.

He felt that he was a perfect example of a person lifting a rock and smashing it on his feet[1].

[1] Self-sabotage 

Originally, after hearing the conversation of his colleagues today, he figured out a good idea.

The apartment he rents has electronic locks, both for the outside and in the bedroom's door. Without a key, once the power runs out, the door will be locked and will not be opened. So Kong Qiao thought carefully and got the batteries out of the bedroom door as soon as he got home.

Then when Tu Liang came to deliver the takeout, as long as he grasped a good opportunity and pretended that he just got out of the shower and couldn't open the door, he could justifiably carry out the plan of seducing him!

He has a fluffy purple bath towel.

When the time comes, it will be wrapped around his waist, revealing his white, tender, and fragrant upper body after the bath, if the butcher is really interested in him…

Hehe

There's always going to be some reaction, right?

Kong Qiao calculated with a bit of shame.

And when he got home, he did act according to this calculation.

First, he placed an order for takeout from the small vegetable market.

Then pry off the back cover of the electronic lock in the bedroom and take out the batteries.

Before Kong Qiao took off his clothes and was about to go to the bathroom to take a shower in his little underwear, his brain suddenly twitched for no reason.

——He wanted to try if the door with an electronic lock that was out of batteries couldn't really be opened.

So Kong Qiao stood in the living room and closed the bedroom door.

Yes, he foolishly raised his hand. Then he! closed! the door!

Click.

Kong Qiao wanted to cry without tears when he found out that his bedroom door really and absolutely couldn't be opened.

And he... stood naked in the living room, with nowhere to go.

The clothes that he would change into were still on the bed of the room, and the purple towel to be wrapped was still hanging on the balcony outside the bedroom.

Now, Kong Qiao is completely naked, wearing only a pair of underwear of the same color, standing in the bright living room.

His head suddenly turned a little confused.

Kong Qiao looked around.

In the living room, apart from the sofa and two cartoon throw pillows on it, there is no place for extra fabric.

He also realized at the same time that his charging cable was also in the bedroom——it was supposed to be the equipment he would use to open the door by emergency external power after testing out the man!

He doesn't want to abuse himself and doesn't want his seduction plan to fail, but he unexpectedly wronged himself to sleep on the sofa!

But now…

Kong Qiao realized that he seemed to be really going to sleep on the sofa.

What made him even more devastated was how was he going to go to work the next morning!!?

Amid extreme doubts and anger about his own IQ, there was a sudden knock on the door of his house.

When it rains, it pours.

Kong Qiao hugged his small body tightly, suddenly a little embarrassed and at a loss.

The door was still being pounded.

Kong Qiao had no choice but to dawdle in front of the door and ask Tu Liang to put the delivery at the door.

What can he do?

He can't open the door naked!?

He wanted to test and seduce someone, but he didn't want to be regarded as a pervert!

However, the person outside the door didn't know his embarrassment and suffering at this time.

"Did something happen?!"

The deep voice came from the crack of the door with nervousness and concern, which warmed Kong Qiao's heart.

"Everything's fine."

He leaned his head against the door, and said in a soft voice with a little grievance that he didn't realize, "It's really fine."

"Go back first. I'll come out and pick it up myself later."

The person outside went silent for two seconds.

"Okay, then I will leave it here at the door."

It seemed that he believed what he said and there was the sound of a heavy object dropped down at the door.

Kong Qiao tiptoed quietly inside the door and looked out through the door viewer.

After putting down the bag, Tu Liang straightened up, with his face just outside the door viewer, so close that Kong Qiao stopped breathing.

It's like two people were about to kiss.

"Then, I'll go first."

Kong Qiao heard the person outside the door say.

 "……En."

He covered his dirty little heart, as he replied, and then reluctantly watched the man leave the door.

Ai, what a wasted good opportunity.

Hateful!

When there was no one in the door viewer, it took a few more minutes before Kong Qiao breathed a sigh of relief and opened the door quietly.

A white arm came out from the crack of the door, reaching down to the handle of the takeout bag.

With the range of the movement, the delicate waist and half of the bare legs are also exposed to the shielding range of the door frame, exposed to the light of the corridor.

Kong Qiao's whole attention was on picking things up.

He didn't pay attention to the stairway in the corridor. The familiar figure didn't go far.

And when he opened the door, the man also strode back up the steps, directly blocking the door he was about to close.

Both of them seemed to be shocked by the scene in front of them.

Standing at the ajar door, they looked at each other.

It wasn't until the sound of someone going upstairs came from the corridor that Tu Liang subconsciously stuffed back the person in front of him into the house.

The pair of feet followed uncontrollably, with a "click", isolating the people and sounds in the corridor.

"you……"

 "I……"

The two men opened their mouths at the same time and closed their mouths at the same time.

Kong Qiao felt that he was on the verge of dying from a social death.

He was smoking all over. He just wanted to dig a hole and bury himself on the spot, to forget the embarrassing scene at this moment since he simply didn't know what to say.

Tu Liang, on the other hand, stared at the dazzling white body in front of him, his throat so dry that he couldn't speak.

The person he had been thinking about for a long time suddenly and unexpectedly exposed his attractive and delectable body to him.

Stark naked and pure white.

Like a piece of fragrant and sweet cake, he obediently removed the paper top lip of the box and ran to him.

Tu Liang greedily glanced at the sweet cake before his eyes.

At the same time, he also noticed the only cover on the tip of this mouth-watering cake——

It's a pillow.

Small, soft, it looked like a corgi's butt.

It's just enough to cover his waist.

"Cough, you... put on your clothes first?"

Tu Liang firmly suppressed the restlessness stirring in his body, turned his eyes to the side, and said in a hoarse voice.

Kong Qiao pressed the pillow with one hand and held his arms horizontally on his chest with the other, wanting to cry without tears.

"I can't!"

Boohoo!

If he has clothes, will he not wear them!?

At this moment, Kong Qiao, who was full of shame and embarrassment, had completely forgotten his original intention of seducing the man.

He just wanted to send the man away quickly, so that he wouldn't see his embarrassing appearance.

But the man couldn't see his humiliation and helplessness at all, and even took another step forward, getting closer to him.

"What happened?"

The masculine breath that sprayed on Kong Qiao's face stimulated him. He couldn't help but squeeze the corgi butt pillow tightly, simply smashed the jar, and shouted with his eyes closed——

"My bedroom door won't open!"

Annoying!

Blame this man!

If it weren't for this butcher, would he have reduced his current appearance of naked body and naked bottom that he is now!?

Kong Qiao turned shame and indignation into strength and already began to make trouble for no reason in his heart.

Tu Liang didn't know what Kong Qiao was thinking.

When he heard this, he put down the delivery in his hand and walked to the bedroom to help the little peacock see what was going on. But before he walked over, his footsteps turned to the window of the living room and closed the curtains.

"... Close it up."

He explained dryly.

In fact, the desire in Tu Liang's heart was just that he didn't want his little peacock to have any possibility of being seen by others like this.

"……Oh."

Kong Qiao lowered his head and rubbed his bare feet on the floor. "Thank you."

The room turned silent for a moment.

Tu Liang felt that if he didn't find something to do, his eyes would be glued again to the glutinous little cake, so he walked quickly to the bedroom door and tried to break through the keyhole.

With Kong Qiao's current look, he didn't dare to get too close to the man, so he ran to sit on the sofa, tucked his body in the backrest of the sofa, and said to Tu Liang with only his little head exposed.

 "It's useless."

There's another pillow on the sofa.

He also folded it on his body to get some sense of security.

"That's an electronic lock. It's out of power and can't be opened." Kong Qiao only hated himself for being so stupid a moment ago. But now he only looked like a wilted cabbage. "There is nothing outside except the electronic panel."

"Where is its charging port?"

Tu Liang found a port under the electronic panel, so he turned around and asked Kong Qiao.

As a result, when he turned his head, he saw a small head protruding from the intense royal blue color and a piece of white and tender shoulders and neck.

Tu Liang's cheeks tightened.

The thing under the crotch also couldn't hold back and wanted to get up.

"Ah, that can be used in an emergency, but you have to use a charging cable…"

This "Plan B" Kong Qiao didn't want to keep it anymore. He frankly admitted. "But the rechargeable portable power and the charging cable are all in my room."

As he spoke, he knocked his forehead on the sofa's backrest with his forehead in frustration, once again spurning the idea of ​​his best friend in his heart.

Seduce what seduce!

Now he's even naked, but he hasn't seen anyone seduced!

On the contrary, he made himself so bare that he didn't even have any clothes to wear, and he had to live on the sofa tonight!

Hateful!

Kong Qiao didn't know how adorable he looked in Tu Liang's eyes.

It's so adorable that the man can't wait to hold him in his bosom and ruthlessly love him.

Tu Liang's cheeks tightened and loosened.

After an invisible inner struggle, finally, desire defeated reason, and his crumbling reason told him——

Opportunity knocks but once.

Thus, Tu Liang suddenly stood up from the door.

While pulling the hem of his undershirt from the waistband of his pants, he walked towards the sofa.

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Translator's Corner: I'm so sorry I've kept you all waiting. I was supposed to post this after I finished my internship but real life happens and my sister came home for a vacation so this chapter was delayed. I'm so sorry once again and thank you so much for all the patience.

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